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Oct 6, 2007 2:33:37 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 6, 2007 2:33:37 GMT -5
as you can see I am very bored!
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Oct 6, 2007 2:33:56 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 6, 2007 2:33:56 GMT -5
I'm gonna sleep now!
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Oct 6, 2007 9:50:12 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 6, 2007 9:50:12 GMT -5
; You really had time on your hand...
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Oct 6, 2007 9:50:29 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 6, 2007 9:50:29 GMT -5
*goes look for Chuck Norris jokes*
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Oct 6, 2007 20:52:26 GMT -5
Post by Teh Chrisizard on Oct 6, 2007 20:52:26 GMT -5
Dumb Alabama Laws # Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. # You may not drive barefooted. # Masks may not be worn in public. # Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. # Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. # Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Heh. I live in Alabama and have done all of these things. You see no chains on my wrists yet.
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Oct 6, 2007 20:54:06 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 6, 2007 20:54:06 GMT -5
that's the strangest law I've seen...
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Oct 6, 2007 21:18:15 GMT -5
Post by Teh Chrisizard on Oct 6, 2007 21:18:15 GMT -5
Heh. This one is kinda pervy, so if you are offended by such things, I've put it in the Spoiler tags. A boy wanted a motorcycle for his birthday, but when he asked his dad, he told him that they still had a $280,000 mortgage on their house to pay off. The next morning, the boy was holding a suitcase containing all of his belongings in it. His dad walked by him and asked "Where are you going?" The boy answered, "Well, last night I was passing by your room, and I heard you tell Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait, because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm going to stay here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!" It took me a while to get it, but it is kinda funny. Here's another, less perverted one. And it's a Yo Momma joke. Yo momma's so black, she went to a funeral naked and was still properly dressed.
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Oct 6, 2007 21:20:42 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 6, 2007 21:20:42 GMT -5
ROFL!
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Oct 6, 2007 21:35:38 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 6, 2007 21:35:38 GMT -5
Dumb Alabama Laws # Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. # You may not drive barefooted. # Masks may not be worn in public. # Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. # Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. # Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Heh. I live in Alabama and have done all of these things. You see no chains on my wrists yet. ROFL! "Boogers may not be flicked into the wind" XXXXXDDD
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Oct 6, 2007 21:36:20 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 6, 2007 21:36:20 GMT -5
; You really had time on your hand... *nodnod*
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Oct 6, 2007 21:41:19 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 6, 2007 21:41:19 GMT -5
; You really had time on your hand... *nodnod* So you should do my English Project for me!
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Oct 6, 2007 21:43:28 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 6, 2007 21:43:28 GMT -5
So you should do my English Project for me! I'd do this: *writes a bunch of sentences that have spelling and grammatical errors* Okay I'm done.
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Oct 6, 2007 21:45:40 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 6, 2007 21:45:40 GMT -5
Is a book /Review/ on Harry Potter 7~
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Oct 8, 2007 2:06:45 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 8, 2007 2:06:45 GMT -5
Is a book /Review/ on Harry Potter 7~ I finished the book. And I hated how the story happened. Hedwig and fred should have lived! NOT HARRY!
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Oct 8, 2007 15:35:27 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 8, 2007 15:35:27 GMT -5
Poor birdie... ;-;
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Oct 8, 2007 15:39:08 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 8, 2007 15:39:08 GMT -5
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Oct 8, 2007 15:40:48 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Oct 8, 2007 15:40:48 GMT -5
B to the R to the B.
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Oct 10, 2007 0:17:08 GMT -5
Post by Teh Chrisizard on Oct 10, 2007 0:17:08 GMT -5
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note — romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love, Hollingsworth
P.S.: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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Oct 10, 2007 0:21:59 GMT -5
Post by Teh Chrisizard on Oct 10, 2007 0:21:59 GMT -5
Ever wondered how to replace the ball on a computer mouse? MEMO
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
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Oct 10, 2007 0:30:46 GMT -5
Post by Cheska on Oct 10, 2007 0:30:46 GMT -5
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note — romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love, Hollingsworth
P.S.: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. OMG lol My sister was laughing so hard when I told her this. She barely laughs on jokes.
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Oct 10, 2007 0:36:50 GMT -5
Post by Teh Chrisizard on Oct 10, 2007 0:36:50 GMT -5
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note — romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love, Hollingsworth
P.S.: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. OMG lol My sister was laughing so hard when I told her this. She barely laughs on jokes. Found it on Snopes. I love that site. It's like Mythbusters except completely online. =D
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Nov 10, 2007 2:35:58 GMT -5
Post by Teh Chrisizard on Nov 10, 2007 2:35:58 GMT -5
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Here is a funny story:
Lena was hired at the factory and she reported for her 1st day promptly at 8:00 a.m. The following day, at 8:45, there was a knock at the personnel manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line threw open the door and began to rant about his new employee, Lena. He complained that she was incredibly slow and that the entire production line was behind schedule and backing up!
The personnel manager decided he should see this for himself, so the two men marched down to the factory floor. When they got there, the line was so backed up, there were Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they were really beginning to pile up at the end of the line stood Lena, surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.
She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began carefully to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager stared for a few seconds, saw what was happening, and burst into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulled himself together and approached Lena. "I'm sorry," he said to her. Barely able to keep a straight face, he said, "I think you misunderstood the instructions given you yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles ..."
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Nov 10, 2007 10:33:43 GMT -5
Post by Feralligatr on Nov 10, 2007 10:33:43 GMT -5
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Nov 13, 2007 21:22:00 GMT -5
Post by Darkness Rising on Nov 13, 2007 21:22:00 GMT -5
Is a book /Review/ on Harry Potter 7~ Book Review: (keep in mind that I have not read book 7) i red hary pottter sven. i red. it for lyke, 656365636323456 weks! te fin for t was 4shift89.35!!111!!! but, i, luv, it! :)1 te bet p4rt abot it was wen hary pottter was tere. :)tat was te.... cool part! anyas, i recomed tis bok bicas it is col. by!!!111 p.s!! god grad plz!!1 thx.
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Nov 14, 2007 16:29:06 GMT -5
Post by Beast on Nov 14, 2007 16:29:06 GMT -5
Well... that is a little late... I'm now on a Holocaust project in English.... =P BTW, I got an A on my book review on Harry Potter 7.
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